my earliest memory is my first birthday.
leaning against the front of what was to me, a shoulder-high couch.
and watching as Helga brings a cake towards me.
she was speaking. I remember the speaking sounds.
I was of course, clueless as to whether or not they should have meaning.
you know what I mean.
it was a white cake with brown sprinkles or shavings.
i vaguely recollect people to my left and right. other children.
as i was experiencing what was to be my first memories,
i also remember feeling misanthropic–obviously also the first time.
you know what I mean?

a boring old bitch but it still
irks me that bands like swollen members get a huge hit (in canada)
from a stolen melody and refuse to credit the composer.
(eg. mancini)


there is a g8 summit presently in kaniasskiss, canada.
there is a snob there named chirac.

has anyone seen the dust
residual
that glows the filtered moon;
phased in as in different time zones
anyone?
or seen the different shades
of the moon
residing on the planes of distant
highway light beams?

I am a dictator.
Get out your notebook and pens.

the butterfly effect is shooting here.
ashton kutcher... eric stoltz...
i don't know.

what is the name of the phenomenon, principle, theory
or what have you that states it is impossible to reach or
touch an object for one must always travel half the
distance first?

as in the example if you drop a stone it will never touch
the ground because before it contacts it must travel
half-way there first, then it must travel half that
distance again etc.

can someone please let me know.

to think BB King has outlived half of the beatles.

i predict a cultural crisis of confidence exacerbated in part by the deaths of blues legends such as John Lee Hooker and Muddy Waters considering they are among those who invented rock and roll.

it may require a bit of thought to appreciate how much the blues, hence rock'n' roll have influenced modern culture.

just a crisis, that's all.
not doom and gloom.
music will evolve naturally.
pop music will become more and more derivative until the next "rock'n'roll.

would you say bananas are fibrous or creamy?

remember the snitchews

18 years ago today i was in brittany travelling around all the 40th anniversary d-day ceremonies with an old man from n.jersey. all the world leaders were there, and big generals. i always wanted to go back for the 50th but forgot. it was all very impressive.

saw human nature tonight.
i'm surprised the reviews weren't better.
its quite brilliant at times. and hilarious.
it just may be a damned better film than being jon malkovitch.
it is.

why is it that many british bands that do well commercially in their homeland are considered artistically superior to commercially succesful bands on the continent or n.america?